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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said; “In wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria”. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health!!!
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit…
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