More Painful Than Giving Birth?

I split some firewood today and after doing so, I sat down and had a couple nice cold Heineken's. The day was really quite beautiful and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,  You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts. I rest my case...
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