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The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
“Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?”
“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”
“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.”
She reached out and patted the young Doctor’s knee. “Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old grand-daughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night.”