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Published by Funny Admin on October 21, 2011 01:43 pm under Parenting Jokes


____________________________________ TEACHER:    Why are you late? STUDENT:     Class started before I got here. -------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America     .. MARIA:         Here it  is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? CLASS:         Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I  Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:       Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' MILLIE:         I  is.. TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand..... ______________________________________ TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's..   Did you copy his? CLYDE    :         No, sir. It's the same dog.    (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people  are no longer  interested? HAROLD:     A teacher __________________________________

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