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	<title>Funny Things To Email &#38; Forward &#187; Sexist Jokes</title>
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		<title>Onions and Christmas Trees</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, &#8216;Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, &#8216;Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20&#8217;s, a woman&#8217;s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30&#8217;s to 40&#8217;s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
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		<title>Bottle of Wine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it&#8217;s a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.  God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. 
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		<title>Nine Phrases Women Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women vs. Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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If you can&#8217;t read the caption, it reads: &#8220;The Difference Between Women and Men.&#8221;  I think there&#8217;s some truth to this image&#8230;
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		<title>Male vs Female at the ATM Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
&#8220;Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE &#38; FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please [...]]]></description>
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