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This is not a joke!

Funny Admin — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 07:58:59 +0000

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

A Fact of Life

Funny Admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:51:06 +0000

Whack Your Boss

Funny Admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:00:49 +0000

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The Office Christmas Party

Funny Admin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:00:01 +0000

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me [...]

Three Envelopes

Funny Admin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:48:58 +0000

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. Things went along pretty [...]

A Raise In Salary

Funny Admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:42:13 +0000

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything i do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. [...]