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You’ve Got Mail

Funny Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:26:45 +0000

A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.

She did this several times and her neighbor that was watching her said: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

The Blonde and the Car

Funny Admin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:37:51 +0000

A blonde was upset she could not sell her car after being about 6 months of trying to sell her vehicle privately and not having any luck. Her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car and she said that she had 232,000 miles on her car. Her friend told her that that [...]

The Blonde and the Heart Attack

Funny Admin — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:31:18 +0000

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her [...]

Blonde Horseback Riding

Funny Admin — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:34:11 +0000

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but [...]

A Blonde and Her Music

Funny Girl — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:49:52 +0000

You are blond and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So every time you fart, you time it with the music. When you start making your way to the door, as you exit the bus, everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize……….. you’re listening [...]

A Blonde and her Mercedes Benz SL 500

Funny Admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:38:20 +0000

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to [...]

A Big Word

Funny Girl — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:16:41 +0000

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have [...]

Blonde Going to Toronto

Funny Admin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:47:17 +0000

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to [...]