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		<title>The Frozen Skunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
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		<title>Onions and Christmas Trees</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, &#8216;Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, &#8216;Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20&#8217;s, a woman&#8217;s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30&#8217;s to 40&#8217;s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
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		<title>Washing Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 14:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on &#8216;washing machine&#8217;.
Later in bed that night the husband says, &#8220;Washing machine.&#8221;
His Wife replies, &#8220;Not tonight darling, I have a sore head.&#8221;
Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, &#8220;Washing machine.&#8221;
This time the husband replies, &#8220;Too late, it was only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Triplets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The doctor tells the white guy, &#8220;your wife had triplets&#8221;! Guy says, &#8220;I&#8217;m not surprised I got a dick like a chimney&#8221;! Dr says, &#8220;well you&#8217;d better clean it cause they&#8217;re all black&#8221;!
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		<title>Sponge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little boy was taking a bath with his mom. The boy says, what&#8217;s that hairy thing? Mom say, that&#8217;s my sponge. Boy says oh, Aunty has one, I saw her wash dads face with it!
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		<title>Grab My Breasts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn&#8217;t work. The clerk told her that he couldn&#8217;t give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, &#8220;Grab my Breasts! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Voodoo Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he&#8217;d buy his wife something to keep her occupied.
He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The salesman there said, &#8216;Well, I don&#8217;t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the &#8216;T&#8217; shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, &#8216;You&#8217;ve got to make love to me this very moment.&#8217;
My eyes lit up and I thought, &#8216;I am either still dreaming or this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Wife?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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If only my wife was this dirty?!  Is that as dirty as he wants her?  I&#8217;ve seen dirtier cars&#8230;   
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		<title>Lying to a Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, &#8220;What do you have under the newspaper?&#8221; Thinking quickly, the guy replied, &#8220;A bird.&#8221;
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