"That's a nice bike," he says. "Did santa bring it to you?"

The little boy replies, "he sure did!"

The cop says, "well next year tell santa to put a taillight on that bike." and issues him a $20.00 safety hazard ticket.

The little boy, admiring the horse says, "thats a nice horse, did santa bring it to you?"

Humoring the little boy the cop says, "why yes he did!"

The little boy says, "well next year have santa put the dick underneath instead of on top!"