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A teacher of a kindergarden class was instructing the kids on the importance of talking like a big kid:
Teacher: “Okay, class, it is now time to stop the baby talk and to talk like a big kid. Okay, Sammy, what did you do this past weekend?”
Sammy: “I went to ride a choo choo.”
Teacher: “No, Sammy, the correct word is train, you went on a train ride this past weekend. Okay, Suzie, what did you do this past weekend?”
Suzie: “I played with my Dolly Lolly.”
Teacher: “No, Suzie, the correct word here is doll, you played with your doll this past weekend. Okay, Johnny, what did you do this past weekend?”
Johnny thinks for a bit and then says “I read a book.”
Teacher: “Oh, good, Johnny, what was the title of the book?”
Johnny: “Winnie the Shit.”