Obamopoly
The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!
Wanna play? No??? Too bad, you’re already playing…And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins.
Archive for July, 2009
The Candy with the Little Holes
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red…………………Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green………………Lime
Orange ……………Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!