How Many Coins In My Purse?
My purse can hold only 50 coins that add up to $1.00. How many coins of each denomination can I put in my purse?
Archive for February, 2008
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing,
and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work, ” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love Dress? But your naked!” the mother-in-law repeated.
“My husband loves me to wear this dress, ” she cooed. “When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.”
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress, ” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing, ” he said. “What’s for dinner?”
His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket.
Chinese Eye Test
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling
the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works!